Penthouse Trader
Glass desk forty floors up, charts on the wall, hood still on. The money left the block. He never did.
Case I · the glass desk
Lot 00 — the door
The Hood keeps the books.
$HRICH is a faceless token on Hedera. No founder selfie, no roadmap theatre — one bonding curve, one billion supply, and forty million sleeping on the mattress so the floor doesn't move without us.
- NetworkHedera mainnet
- Token0.0.7907599
- Supply1,000,000,000
- CurveMemeJob
Lot 01 — the code
The Hood is not a brand. It's a code.
40 million on the mattress. That's not liquidity — that's a promise to every brother who held in the dark.
The Hood Don
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Loyalty over profit.
The curve rewards patience. The Hood rewards loyalty. They are not the same thing, and we don't pretend otherwise.
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We hold for the ones who can't post.
Some brothers are sitting right now. Couldn't sell if they wanted to. Every bag that stays put is doing time for them too.
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Rations, not marketing.
The daily drop isn't a campaign. It's how the Hood feeds its own — no airdrop farming, no sign-up bonus, just turn up with a wallet.
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Nothing left on the curb.
We don't leave nobody behind. Not in the streets. Not on the chain. Not on the curve.
Lot 02 — the books
Everything on the ledger. Nothing in the shadows.
One token, one billion, and a public account for every number below. Read it, print it, check it against the chain.
- Token
- $HRICH
- Hedera mainnet · ticker HRICH
- Token ID
- 0.0.7907599
- The chain is the receipt
- Total supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Fixed. No sneaky mint button
- Bonding curve
- 750,000,000
- Sold on the MemeJob curve — every buy lifts the floor
- DEX liquidity
- 250,000,000
- Reserved for the pool once the curve is done
- On the mattress
- 40,000,000
- Locked. Sleeping. Not selling. See lot 03
Brand copy, Hoodrich wiki, stand 07/2026 — no live price or market claims are made on this page. Verify on-chain: token 0.0.7907599. Open it on MemeJob
Lot 03 — the mattress
40M sleeping on the mattress.
Every mattress holds something. Ours holds forty million $HRICH that nobody touches — not for gas, not for a pump, not for a bad night. It sits where you can see it, in the room where the deals get done.
0$HRICH
still locked · still waiting
The mattress isn't liquidity. It's a promise — and it's got a number on it.
Four rooms. One code.
Same hood, same ledger, different address. These are the places the deals get done — the ones that don't need a camera crew.
Underground Empire
A trading den under the tracks. Mattresses against the wall, price written by hand. Hedera on the bricks, done in spray.
Case II · below the tracks
Street ATM
Corner booth, custom plates, two lookouts and a chair for the wait. Cash in, $HRICH out. No name, no queue.
Case III · corner booth
Courtyard Deals
Cracked asphalt in the Hinterhof, one bulb over the table. Deals closed at three in the morning, and every single one kept.
Case IV · the back yard
Lot 05 — rations
Rations. Every day. No exceptions.
The bot opens the pantry once a day. Fifty $HRICH for whoever turns up and shows a wallet. Rations go to the ones who hold — not to the ones who talk.
Open the bot50 $HRICH a day is brand copy (hoodrich wiki, stand 07/2026). What's left in the pantry stays the bot's business.
/outtaHood
Claim today's ration
/setwallet
Link your Hedera account — once
Two commands. Nothing else to remember.
Lot 06 — the way in
Three steps in. No doorman.
Wallet, fuel, one buy on the curve. That's the whole door.
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Get a Hedera wallet
HashPack or Kabila — both hold HBAR and $HRICH. Write the seed phrase down like it's the one number you can't afford to lose.
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Load HBAR
HBAR pays the fees and buys the token. On Hedera the fees are small enough that they're not the story — the curve is.
Any exchange that lists HBAR will do
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Buy on the curve, then claim
MemeJob sells $HRICH straight off the bonding curve. Buy, then set your wallet in the bot and turn up daily for rations.